how does peploe get around they walk

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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lewis bedford

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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