How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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No.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What does a man like. food.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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