women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Poopsack Jones

Women's Rights

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Jews for Jesus

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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