what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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