Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Women

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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