Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Hello

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Women

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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