corey is a nipplepotomus

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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No.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What does a man like. food.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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