What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Poop

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96

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Y2K

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Anti Joke

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