What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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minorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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