What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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