Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

milly, milly, milly, cat

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Anti Joke

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