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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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