- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

There is a car full of black people.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Rebecca Black.

Women

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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