What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Women's rights.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Punchline.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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