- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What's your name? You tell me.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm gay. Great me too.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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