- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

There is a car full of black people.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

I dislike old people.

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