- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Jewish People

Baseball

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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