A homeless person dies.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

sweaty black guy

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Time flies like a banana.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

WNBA

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

This joke isnt funny.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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