Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Gadaffi

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

want to go home? yea

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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