I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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