What comes after "Q" R

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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I came.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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hi my name is? joe

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Anti Joke

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