- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Knock knock Come in!

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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