why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Hummer.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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alcoholism kills

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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