A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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women's rights

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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9/11

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Anti Joke

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