- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

I am really good at math debating

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Benevolent villain.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Nicholas Cage

if it's friday, it must be China

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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