yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Women's rights.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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I can't think of a joke!

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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