Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Womens rights

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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go go gadget

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what time is it rape time

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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