Dan O'Driscoll

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Women's rights.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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