Women Drivers.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Mmmm, donuts

Adam Sandler.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

go go gadget

I won the game.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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