Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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i hate you.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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