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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Your mum is dead

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Exactly what?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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