- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

ollie is a fag so are you

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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