What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Golf.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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