Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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69

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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