A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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W.N.B.A.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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