so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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