An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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jack shine has boobs

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Canada

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noodles

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Anti Joke

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