- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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