I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

I don't get it

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Don't rape me!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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