Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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SPAMS!!!

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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boobs

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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women's lacrosse.

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