Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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shut up

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Tim's gay.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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cot!

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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