- Anti Joke

A black person in the NHL

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Akshaytiger World

My butt!!!!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

co jo kurwa tocza?

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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