Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Your Mom

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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8=D

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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