- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Someone told me about this website.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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