- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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