What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A man. That is all.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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