- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

I only like NY as a friend.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What flys? A fly

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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