What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Romney 2012

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Avery has crabs.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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