Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

knock knock your gay

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

what time is it rape time

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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