A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Women's Basketball.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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