... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

oops

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The glass is half an hour.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

NEVER

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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