- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

suck my dick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Anti Joke

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