- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the mole say? Nothing

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

AVI IS A FAG

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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