roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

your life

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

ROSS G IS OBESE

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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