- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

potato farming

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

My Girlfriend

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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