If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Chuck Norris died.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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