ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Women's sports.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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