What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

guess what? chicken butt.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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