- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Women's rights.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Hi colton

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

i fondle myself every night....

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Your doorbell is broken.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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