What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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So dont touch it

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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