- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Sarah Palin is President

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Wolf Pussy

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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