- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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