Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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A guy is playing cod

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Icecream

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Pavel Novak

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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you will die someday

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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