- Anti Joke

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

womens rights!

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Kittens.

nice shorts.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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