- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

My mom just died....

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What's white and sticky? Glue

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

An asian walks out of math class

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

cory is gay

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