- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

cory is gay

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

potato farming

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

My Girlfriend

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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