- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

A black goes to college

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did you say? I don't know.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

The Holocaust

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??