- Anti Joke

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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