When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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