What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Pavel Novak

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Canida

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

like facebook.com/john maon

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

knock knock Come in.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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