- Anti Joke

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

-1

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

-1

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

-7

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

-7

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

-7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dozer has a soul

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A guy is playing cod

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Icecream

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

d

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??